"He doesn't have a bed."

How do you promote a short story? Usually people tune you out when you start talking about your own genius. Nobody likes to hear about the plot of a story before reading it. Excerpts are usually boring. Trailers are impossible because everything that happens does so through words. So what’s a bottom-of-the-barrel writer to do? Clearly the only real selling point of my writing is the sex. I’m not that...

'Nova Parade' Release

This is a little late news, but the Nova Parade anthology from Solarcide now has a release date. On July 1st, you can celebrate Canada’s birthday by reading my “dirty summer boyfriend / addiction tale”, Blue Hawaii, among other carefully crafted tales from some other badass writers from Canada and beyond. I think only two of the contributors are from Canada, but that’s beside the point. The best part is...

Hasty Purging, Starting Fresh

I’ve been meaning to do this for some time. And by “this” I mean, be professional. It’s been a long time coming, ditching the domain I’ve had since high school. It was getting pretty deceiving, though. I mean, my life was never that bad. From this point on, lifesgarbage.com will now link to my new and much more professional domain, rebeccajoneshowe.com. As you can see, I’ve revamped my layout a...